flom - the mehallo blog. beta. http://mehallo.com/blog design, design and more design. Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:16:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 ‘Make Da Cards’ http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/25240 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/25240#comments Wed, 26 Jan 2011 16:40:32 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=25240 Found via HethreBeth Woodford Tweet

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Just scribbles http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/3717 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 13:10:55 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=3717 Tweet

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Canned wonders http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/24010 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/24010#comments Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:50:03 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=24010 A few picks from Tracy O’Connor’s Museum of Snack Foods. More here. Tweet

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A few picks from Tracy O’Connor’s Museum of Snack Foods. More here.

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Crack http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/18637 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:53:41 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=18637 Found via Explosm.net Tweet

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Hi! http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/17604 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/17604#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 08:38:33 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=17604 By the way, this is our parrot, Cluck Cluck. She named herself. We’ve had her for ten years at this point. She sings, dances and if I have a client on the phone, makes tons of LOUD, goofy noises. Tweet

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By the way, this is our parrot, Cluck Cluck.

She named herself. We’ve had her for ten years at this point. She sings, dances and if I have a client on the phone, makes tons of LOUD, goofy noises.

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Zooey http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/16694 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/16694#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 10:39:31 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=16694 Found via La Vie Bohème Tweet

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The Panic Mark http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/15086 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/15086#comments Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:54:33 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=15086 ‘Exclamation points are great for things that are exciting and fun, but I’ve always felt they fell a little short when I wanted to express real anger, frustration, or panic.’ Jessica Hische’s proposal for a slight addition to the English Language. Read here. ¡Egads! set in Jeanne Moderno Ultra Italic Tweet

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‘Exclamation points are great for things that are exciting and fun, but I’ve always felt they fell a little short when I wanted to express real anger, frustration, or panic.’

Jessica Hische’s proposal for a slight addition to the English Language. Read here.

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Jenson’s Italic http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/14534 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/14534#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:14:06 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=14534 ‘Arrighi was here’ button by George Abrams Any current drawing of the type work of Nicholas Jenson (1420-80) that includes an Italic is doing a little fudging. Since (like Trajan and lowercase), Italic wasn’t quite around yet when Jenson was making type. Typically the work of Ludovico Arrighi (1475–1527) is adapted as the companion font […]

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‘Arrighi was here’ button by George Abrams

Any current drawing of the type work of Nicholas Jenson (1420-80) that includes an Italic is doing a little fudging. Since (like Trajan and lowercase), Italic wasn’t quite around yet when Jenson was making type.

Typically the work of Ludovico Arrighi (1475–1527) is adapted as the companion font to Jenson – as the Italic.

Monotype did this with its Jenson-influenced Centaur – and Adobe Jenson sports an Arrighi-influenced italic.

mr. abrams
Back in 1994, I got to see the incredible hand-drawn, Jenson-influenced Venetian types of George Abrams. He worked large, 2 or 3 foot tall letters drawn in pencil, no drafting instruments. He called himself, ‘Mr. Analog.’

His influence is one of the reasons I believe in hand skills in my typography classes. It’s the only way to really learn about type.

At the time, his Jenson-inspired types were only available to private presses. They were digitized by current TDC president, Charles Nix.

George Abrams was very selective about who used his types. At one point he refused to license his fonts to a corporation I worked for.

That also impressed me.

We exchanged holiday cards over the years, his were always fantastic. Elegant and graceful are words I think of regarding his art. His types, extensions of his personality.

    

legacy
Mr. Abrams passed away in 2001.

His types live on as the Abrams Legacy Collection, purchasable thru MyFonts. Available are his Venetians (with Arrighi italics, of course) and his Garamond interpretation, Augereau, named for Claude Garamond’s mentor Antone Augereau. Would love to see, someday, a digital version of his often rumored to exist Caslon.

Today, we use Abrams Augereau for the logotype for the Art New Media program at American River College – one of the schools where I teach.

Because, frankly, no other font will do.


Art New Media brochure

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Lohan http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/13556 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:33:22 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=13556 Whoa. Found via Front Tweet

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Whoa.

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Awesome http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/13833 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/13833#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:14:17 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=13833 Stu Phillips: Knight Rider Theme Tweet

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Stu Phillips: Knight Rider Theme

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My 15 minutes, part two http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/13017 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/13017#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:46:52 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=13017 This week there’s a feature article on me in the American River College Current. It’s about my typographic activities, teaching and stuff like that. Huge thanks to Kelsey (and Terran, Bobbie and Don) for following me around, sneaking into my classes and sleeping on my porch. The article is posted online here. Tweet

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This week there’s a feature article on me in the American River College Current. It’s about my typographic activities, teaching and stuff like that.

Huge thanks to Kelsey (and Terran, Bobbie and Don) for following me around, sneaking into my classes and sleeping on my porch. The article is posted online here.

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My 15 minutes, part one http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/13013 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/13013#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:24:17 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=13013 ‘Your daily introduction to a citizen’ Last week I was cornered by Brad. He took my photo and put me on his blog. Whole thing sort of made me look creepy. But I’m not that creepy. Just a little. Blog’s called Citizens 2010. Read more here. Maybe Brad will corner you too. Tweet

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‘Your daily introduction to a citizen’

Last week I was cornered by Brad. He took my photo and put me on his blog. Whole thing sort of made me look creepy. But I’m not that creepy. Just a little.

Blog’s called Citizens 2010. Read more here. Maybe Brad will corner you too.

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Shield your eyes! http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/8991 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/8991#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:38:15 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=8991 Don’t worry. They’re just some animated GIFs. Found via GIF Anime Tweet

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Don’t worry. They’re just some animated GIFs.

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‘DublinBerkeleySanLorenzoCupertinoSanJose’ http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/8568 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:00:43 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=8568 Memorable, local commercial spots from long ago. Dubious video/sound quality. But that’s how I remember them. Denevi’s locations (above), as jingle, just stuck in one’s head like  . . .  paste.   The story of Maurice “Ed” Barbara (above) actually ended up on NBC’s Unsolved Mysteries, fall 1989.   No matter what one would buy […]

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Memorable, local commercial spots from long ago.

Dubious video/sound quality. But that’s how I remember them. Denevi’s locations (above), as jingle, just stuck in one’s head like  . . .  paste.
 

The story of Maurice “Ed” Barbara (above) actually ended up on NBC’s Unsolved Mysteries, fall 1989.
 

No matter what one would buy at Steven Matthew David’s ‘Top-of-the-Hill-Daily-City’ electronics store, one would get a free bike. Not sure why, but hell, it was a FREE BIKE.
 

Paul was The Master of the Shit-Eating Grin.
 

Pete Ellis knew van conversions had something to do with sex. He also knew one would remember his address if children sang it. This video is the So Cal version of the commercial, the Nor Cal jingle simply had a different sing-along address (which we all knew): ‘1095 West El Camino Real, Sunny-Vale.’
 

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The Wogs http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/5583 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/5583#comments Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:44:42 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=5583 We have two dogs. We rescued them from situations that weren’t so good. Kira is the light brown one, Biene is the poodle. This week they’re not getting along. Biene has been pooping in Kira’s bed. And the emotional response from Kira – she’s really upset about it – is overwhelming. They’re both quite crazy. Tweet

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We have two dogs. We rescued them from situations that weren’t so good. Kira is the light brown one, Biene is the poodle.

This week they’re not getting along. Biene has been pooping in Kira’s bed. And the emotional response from Kira – she’s really upset about it – is overwhelming.

They’re both quite crazy.

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Let’s eat! http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/8212 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:00:44 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=8212 Thanks for giving. Tweet

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Thanks for giving.

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bauhaus spock http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/7949 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:05:19 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=7949 Found via Bad Spock Drawings Tweet

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Art Deco package, radioactive condoms http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/8010 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/8010#comments Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:37:22 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=8010 Made with Radium. Increases pleasure. From 1928. More radioactive products here. And a few here.     Tweet

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Made with Radium. Increases pleasure. From 1928.

More radioactive products here. And a few here.


 


 

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The Count, censored http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/7536 Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:02:25 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=7536 Tweet

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Vanilla is blue http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/6451 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:58:04 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=6451 Something weird happened between now and the 1970s. Vanilla turned brown. Or beige. Or something like that. I remember Shasta Creme Soda used to come in a metallic blue can. A lot like their cola can, but more of a turquoise blue. To find something vanilla, all one had to do was look for the […]

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Something weird happened between now and the 1970s. Vanilla turned brown. Or beige. Or something like that.

I remember Shasta Creme Soda used to come in a metallic blue can. A lot like their cola can, but more of a turquoise blue. To find something vanilla, all one had to do was look for the blue packaging. It was a design standard.

Joyva Halvah (above) still gets it. They still use their old can design.

Vanilla was blue. Something happened and it isn’t anymore.

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Dürer fu http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/6942 Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:07:24 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=6942 Art by Albrecht Dürer (1471-1528). Sorta. From The Brand New Monty Python Papperbok (1974). Tweet

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Art by Albrecht Dürer (1471-1528). Sorta. From The Brand New Monty Python Papperbok (1974).

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SNL: Vincent Price’s holiday specials http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/6859 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:00:09 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=6859 Thanksgiving, 1958 Halloween, 1959 Plus Here’s another. All of em feature Trajan! (Trajan – ?) Tweet

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Thanksgiving, 1958


Halloween, 1959

Plus
Here’s another.

All of em feature Trajan! (Trajan – ?)

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Spoon http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/6571 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/6571#comments Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:58:03 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=6571 This spoon has been sitting in a classroom at the Art Institute. For weeks. Not bothering anyone. Tweet

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This spoon has been sitting in a classroom at the Art Institute. For weeks. Not bothering anyone.

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Thru Merican eyes http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/6433 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:15:11 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=6433 If you don’t see the humor, you’re far too busy playing the game. Tweet

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If you don’t see the humor, you’re far too busy playing the game.

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In my kitchen: Scrabble Cheez-Its http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/5137 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/5137#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2009 03:49:32 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=5137 Could not find an ‘F’ in the whole bloody box. Tweet

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Could not find an ‘F’ in the whole bloody box.

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4:34 p.m. http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/1782 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/1782#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:34:26 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=1782 My old store clock is noisy and uses big batteries. But it looks neat. For as long as I could remember, San Francisco’s KFOG would play The Toyes’ Smoke Two Joints at quitting time on a Friday afternoon. Here’s three versions, including takes by Bob Marley and Sublime  . . .   get the playlist […]

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My old store clock is noisy and uses big batteries. But it looks neat.

For as long as I could remember, San Francisco’s KFOG would play The Toyes’ Smoke Two Joints at quitting time on a Friday afternoon. Here’s three versions, including takes by Bob Marley and Sublime  . . .
 

get the playlist or create your own at mixpod.com
please support the musicians on my player by legally purchasing their music

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Productivity http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/4727 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:22:05 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=4727 The Ultimate Productivity Blog. Found via

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Wasting time online? Check out The Ultimate Productivity Blog.

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Lipton knows tea http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/5496 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:44:50 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=5496 Click the image for larger size/jump. Found via Justin Nelson Tweet

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Click the image for larger size/jump.

Found via Justin Nelson

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Norwegian Actors’ Playhouse on PBS http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/5530 Sun, 04 Oct 2009 09:36:01 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=5530 ‘Their accent is virtually undetectable.’ Typically later in the show, SNL does the odd stuff. I like the odd stuff. Tonite’s show also featured some really great stuff from Lady Gaga (love those rings!) Tweet

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‘Their accent is virtually undetectable.’

Typically later in the show, SNL does the odd stuff. I like the odd stuff.

Tonite’s show also featured some really great stuff from Lady Gaga (love those rings!)

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Chill http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/4324 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/4324#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:28:43 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=4324 Vintage Original Joe’s ashtray, photo by mehallo Kick back, have a Martini at Joe’s. get the playlist or watch video or create your own at mixpod.complease support the musicians on my player by legally purchasing their music Tweet

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Vintage Original Joe’s ashtray, photo by mehallo

Kick back, have a Martini at Joe’s.

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Procrastination http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/3732 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/3732#comments Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:30:03 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=3732 This is dedicated to my students, who’ve been working their asses off all weekend. A few hours ago, I saw the online complaints about Kinko’s now legendary horrible customer service (was it always like this, or just after the FedEx buyout?). Typography 4 final crit is at 9 a.m. today. Found via Utrecht Sacramento on […]

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This is dedicated to my students, who’ve been working their asses off all weekend.

A few hours ago, I saw the online complaints about Kinko’s now legendary horrible customer service (was it always like this, or just after the FedEx buyout?). Typography 4 final crit is at 9 a.m. today.

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Spam Viagra http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/4208 Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:26:36 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=4208 Recipe here. Tweet

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Recipe here.

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Like, crazy http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/4247 Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:57:27 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=4247 crazy tasty is an actual Registered Trademark owned by Hormel Foods, LLC and is used exclusively with their SPAM (all caps) product. No stealin. Tweet

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crazy tasty
is an actual Registered Trademark owned by Hormel Foods, LLC and is used exclusively with their SPAM (all caps) product.

No stealin.

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Rebellious drinking http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/2292 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:59:00 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=2292 The glass wasn’t very happy, but I used it anyway. Tweet

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The glass wasn’t very happy, but I used it anyway.

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Desk accessory http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/1768 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/1768#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:24:02 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=1768 ‘I was warned, ‘Once you go Mac, you won’t go back’  . . .   They were right, whoever it was.’ – Natasha Newton, visual artist Enjoying my new iMac. Heaps faster than my old machine. Tweet

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‘I was warned, ‘Once you go Mac, you won’t go back’  . . .  
They were right, whoever it was.’ – Natasha Newton, visual artist

Enjoying my new iMac. Heaps faster than my old machine.

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Hi school, Facebook survey http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/1727 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/1727#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:16:16 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=1727 Illustration for my high school yearbook, 1985 Fill out this survey about your senior year of high school! 1. Did you date someone from your school? No one would date me. 2. Did you marry someone from your high school? Nope. Married someone whose father went to my high school. Suzanne Somers went to my […]

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Illustration for my high school yearbook, 1985

Fill out this survey about your senior year of high school!

1. Did you date someone from your school?
No one would date me.

2. Did you marry someone from your high school?
Nope. Married someone whose father went to my high school. Suzanne Somers went to my high school. We all talked about that. Her father was my father’s drinking buddy. She married a guy named Allen. He didn’t go to our school. He was Canadian.

3. Did you car pool to school?
Was one of the first kids to get a car, so suddenly I had a lot of friends, then when they got cars, the friends went away.

4. What kind of car did you have?
74 Ford Maverick, orange with brown roof.

5. What kind of car do you have now?
Prius.

6. It’s Friday night  . . .  where are you in HS?
Watching the Dukes of Hazzard and Dallas – or – rolled up in a ball on the floor crying like a baby.

7. It is Friday night  . . .  where are you now?
Teaching a typography class and begging for baked goods from the culinary class next door.


UA Millbrae 3 staff portrait by mehallo, 1985

8. What kind of job did you have in high school?
All night answering service at a place called The Beehive. Usher at the now bulldozed Millbrae Theatre.

9. What kind of job do you do now?
All night graphic design in one of the rooms in my house. I’m also sort of a ‘bulldozer’ at two schools in the area.

10. Were you a party animal?
No. But looked great in a little cone hat. (joke stolen from high school friend Bob Gray)

11. Were you a flirt?
I was an incredible flirt. Except for that part where I’d have to talk to other people. Then, no.

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
No, no and no. Our band was one of the best in the nation, or universe or something like that. If I were in it, I’d have a higher sense of self.

Was in other creative on-campus, extra curricular things, which our principal would eventually shut down – one after another – because he hated anything that involved students thinking for themselves.

13. Were you a nerd?
No. Was a geek. Nerds are smarter than geeks. I had low grades.

14. Did you get suspended or expelled?
Nope. Did one hour detention once for being late 15 seconds to class. Still don’t think the sentence fit the crime. Being on the inside changed my world.

15. Can you sing the fight song?
They had a song to sing when fighting?? Wait, there was this taunting thing they used to sing  . . .  Really stupid sounding, not well thought out.

16. Who was your favorite teacher(s)?
Marty Smith. He let us call him Marty. School fired him because he was actually a good teacher. They did that a lot.

Mrs. Frasier was sooo HOT.

. . .  Did I just say that? She gave me an F and I loved every minute of it.

17. Where did you sit during lunch?
In the journalism classroom; or we’d try to drive to South City to get sandwiches at Little Lucca’s. Ended up missing 5th, sometimes 6th period. But used whatever pull we had to keep out of detention. Learned how that worked. Campus narcs really just want to think they’re cool. You could use that.

18. What was your school’s full name?
Capuchino High School Fascist State with Pool and Ample Parking

20. What was your school mascot?
Drunk cheerleader?
It was a horse. I learned to draw horses in art class.

21. If you could go back and do it again, would you?
No, that would change things in the time line, and I would have never happened upon what I do now by taking a journalism class. And I wouldn’t have this whole jaded thing going regarding high school that allows me a convenient place to store pent up hatred and anger.

22. Did you have fun at Prom?
Yes, I did. Didn’t think I’d go to the prom.

23. Do you talk to the person you went to Prom with?
Nope. Don’t know what happened to her. I think I drove her home though.

24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion?
There’s not going to be a reunion. There’s many reasons for this, but my money is actually on the former principal figuring out a way to cancel it.

25. Do you still talk to people from school?
One person, occasionally. A couple of old friends found me on Facebook. Some people I would like to contact, but twenty bucks on Classmates? Naaaah. I’ll take my chances with Google searches.

Trying to track down Marty Smith after all these years has led to some really interesting situations.

This survey was originally posted on Facebook, February 17th, 2009

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Survey, from MySpace http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/18 http://mehallo.com/blog/archives/18#comments Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:49:00 +0000 http://mehallo.com/blog/?p=18 What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
Oh baby yeah baby that's it yeah oh baby yeah you know yeah you know baby yeah drink Coca-Cola yeah baby that's it yeah baby oh yeah a Big Mac would be good right now oh baby yeah you know it baby yeah baby yeah yeah yeah

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What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
Oh baby yeah baby that’s it yeah oh baby yeah you know yeah you know baby yeah drink Coca-Cola yeah baby that’s it yeah baby oh yeah a Big Mac would be good right now oh baby yeah you know it baby yeah baby yeah yeah yeah

How did you do on the last test you took?
Completely bombed it, and it was important. and now I’m sort of screwed. ended up with a drinking problem, drug use, joined the army, get to see the world and they’ve promised me I get to be in the marching band.

What is your ringtone for when people text you?
air raid siren, actual size and volume. Wakes dead.

What show did you last watch?
Mad Men or that thing with Miley Cirus, can’t remember.

What foods make you sick?
licorice and good hearty helping of uncooked bacon.
Yum!
Walrus gizzards.

Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
Oh yeah, act weird. Hit my self with things around me, drop papers on floor, wet pants, teeth start bleeding, pull out razor and start shaving parts of myself that shouldn’t be shaved.

Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Normal?

Do you have family problems?
Sort of like the Sopranos. Without the  . . .  heavy Italian diet.

Where are most people in your top from?
Holland.

What was the last meal you ate?
Dinner late Friday night. Although that wasn’t much of a meal.
I think I had a really good meal sometime in 1996.

Who are there pictures of in the room you’re currently in?
King Kong (vintage), Captain Kirk (original 1966 promo poster, framed), rare typography prints, a copy of an 1863 Alta California newspaper, a picture of Dennis Miller before he became a Republican, map of the area with lit pins in it to show how I plan to dominate the region.

Name one thing people think about you that’s not true?
That I don’t know how to fly.

Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
For Christmas?
See: imakebells.com

What’s the weather like outside?
65 degrees F, currently clear, wind at 4 mph. Humidity at 71%, typhoon, flooding and general plague coming thru killing first born in every family. Looking for blood to put on door jam, but can’t remember which animal I’m supposed to slaughter.

Have you ever seen a 3D movie in a theatre?
Yes: Jaws 3D and some horrible science fiction thing in the 80s with Molly Ringwald in it.
Was the new Hulk film in 3D? Don’t remember, my IQ really dropped about the time he jumped out of the plane for no good reason.

Where’d you get everything that you’re wearing?
JCPenney. It’s all inside, baby.

Do you text with T9 or ABC?
I don’t text; shit, it takes forever to do the alphabet. Don’t use my cell phone either. I have my limits.

Have you memorized your social security number?
Of course. Like to tell it to people I don’t know and see how fast they can steal my identity.

Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Yes. And then I dream about texting them with T9.

What radio station do you listen to the most?
Pandora.

What do you think about the person that last texted you?
They think I want insurance, but I don’t.

How do you like your school?
Which one, I teach at more than one. They’re cool or I wouldn’t teach there, but one of them I’m not terribly happy with the administration right now.

What’s your favourite colour to wear?
Black, dark gray or something neon to contrast. Wonder if armor as a fashion statement will ever come back.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

Who will you never forget?
Terri Nunn
and Pierce Brosnan.

Have you ever questioned your sexuality?

Not until I first laid eyes on Mario Lopez.

Would you ever consider having a relationship with your best friend?
I am in a relationship with my best friend. That’s the secret to a good relationship.

What piercings do you want to get?
Eyeball, full size arrow through left wrist, large knives sticking out of my feet like old James Bond villian.

Have your friends ever seen you cry?
When am I NOT crying?

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
George Bush. He makes me cry all the time.

Can you do a push-up?
Maybe one. Maybe.

Are you self conscious about your weight at all?
I text people about it all the time. And write the number on my forehead with super thick Sharpie.

What do you think about the person that last commented you?
Cool band.

Who sings the song you last sang?
Aaaaiiiiimmmeeee Echo!
or Engelbert Humperdinck.
(or I think it was a Lawrence Welk medley, you know, I can’t remember.)

Plans for this weekend?
Supposed to remember to go to friend’s wedding reception, but if I join the Army (to be in the band) the whole a.w.o.l. thing might cause a few problems with George Bush, who really makes me cry a lot.

Have you ever been to California?
No. Not been. I am here. So it’s more of a ‘being’ thing. Being here, crying, texting, watching tee vee shows, having fantasies about Mario Lopez and Engelbert Humperdinck. Blaiming GWB for everything that goes wrong anywhere. It’s a full life.

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