{"id":18589,"date":"2010-07-12T18:18:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-13T01:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/?p=18589"},"modified":"2011-08-09T02:51:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T09:51:57","slug":"murderous-gifting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/archives\/18589","title":{"rendered":"Murderous gifting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/B\/CatMurder.gif\" width=\"350\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a dog person, not a cat person. <\/p>\n<p>But cats seem to like me. The neighborhood cat &#8211; Eddie &#8211; fell in love with me, bringing me all sorts of dead things. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also a <a href=\"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/archives\/17604\" target=\"_blank\">bird person.<\/a> And I&#8217;m not very happy about Eddie&#8217;s bird gifts. And in exchange, Eddie isn&#8217;t too keen about our <a href=\"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/archives\/5583\" target=\"_blank\">two dogs.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/aaronbell\" target=\"_blank\">Aaron Bell<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\r\n\t<div style=\"float: left; \">\r\n\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-count=\"horizontal\" data-text=\"Murderous gifting\" data-url=\"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/archives\/18589\"  data-via=\"mehallo\">Tweet<\/a>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a dog person, not a cat person. But cats seem to like me. The neighborhood cat &#8211; Eddie &#8211; fell in love with me, bringing me all sorts of dead things. I&#8217;m also a bird person. And I&#8217;m not very happy about Eddie&#8217;s bird gifts. And in exchange, Eddie isn&#8217;t too keen about our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18589"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28921,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18589\/revisions\/28921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}