{"id":11079,"date":"2010-02-02T02:08:09","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T10:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/?p=11079"},"modified":"2010-02-01T22:17:28","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T06:17:28","slug":"mericans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/archives\/11079","title":{"rendered":"Mericans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/B\/TOMentertains.jpg\" width=\"380\"><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;I met a Pakistani man who did his impression of Americans for me. <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;This was it, verbatim: \u2018Oh cool, cool! Bullshit! Oh my god, where\u2019s Carrie?\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;And then he fired finger guns into the air and shouted, \u2018Texas, Texas!\u2019&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/chriskelly.tumblr.com\/post\/323914207\/i-have-been-in-dubai-for-less-than-24-hours-but-you\" target=\"_blank\">Chris Kelly<\/a>, reporting from Dubai<\/p>\n<p>Quote found via <a href=\"http:\/\/syntheticpubes.com\/post\/325474143\/i-met-a-pakistani-man-who-did-his-impression-of\" target=\"_blank\">Synthetic Pubes<\/a><br \/>\nImage via <a href=\"http:\/\/celebritypixx.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">Celebritypixx<\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n\r\n\t<div style=\"float: left; \">\r\n\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-count=\"horizontal\" data-text=\"Mericans\" data-url=\"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/archives\/11079\"  data-via=\"mehallo\">Tweet<\/a>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;I met a Pakistani man who did his impression of Americans for me. &#8216;This was it, verbatim: \u2018Oh cool, cool! Bullshit! Oh my god, where\u2019s Carrie?\u2019 &#8216;And then he fired finger guns into the air and shouted, \u2018Texas, Texas!\u2019&#8217; &#8211;Chris Kelly, reporting from Dubai Quote found via Synthetic Pubes Image via Celebritypixx Tweet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11079"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12155,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11079\/revisions\/12155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mehallo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}